Independence Day

We told you this would happen. You wouldn't listen would you? Sitting there in your big house swooning over the oligarchs moving in next door. When Wetherspoons first tried to move into Moseley in 2000 we told you it would undermine the very fabric of our village. We...

My Eyes

My Eyes

There was a growing concern across Moseley today as residents and shoppers alike reported that their eyes were bleeding. It has been confirmed that what was intended as an eye catching redecoration of the much loved Fino mens hairdressers has resulted in a number of...

Cricket Warning

Cricket Warning

Moseley has been placed on a state of high alert following the prospect of an early finish to the Test Match at Edgbaston. Police have warned that a premature England victory could unleash a hoard of thirsty men onto our streets and into our pubs.   A...

Mostly Jazz Sandwich Controvesy

Mostly Jazz Sandwich Controvesy

As another Mostly Jazz Festival ends it appears that the weekend did not go without a significant amount of controversy. Whilst 2015 was largely judged to have better bands than last year, many people expressed some deep reservations about the quality of the audience....

Bank on the Run

Bank on the Run

More despondency across Moseley today as the process of steady gentrification takes yet another victim. Last week the HSBC was forced to close taking its much loved cashpoints with it. The steady demographic change that we've seen in recent years seems to have made a...

Hustings: The Big One

Hustings: The Big One

Another week and another hustings. This time it was the General Election hustings. That means these are people applying for a proper job with sixty seven grand a year, a four day week and a posh flat in London. You would think that given the stakes being so high AND...

Hustings Hustings Hustings

Hustings Hustings Hustings

Hustings are that perfect moment in an election where bland questions violently clash with people pretending to be interested. In a bit of a change from recent trends it looked like numbers were a bit down on previous years, probably because people were scared to...

King of the Swingers

King of the Swingers

Exciting times are ahead of us as St Mary's Church announces that it's been given significant amounts of Lottery cash to build Birmingham's very first sex park. The Church grounds have long been associated with public displays of affection so it seemed only natural to...

WINNERS

WINNERS

You'd think that Moseley was more than accustomed to winning ways after knocking back Britain in Bloom trophies like they were sweet heroin but in the last few days there has been a definite feeling that we are finally alive. That's because we've won something. We're...