Build The Wall

Donald Trump may not have found the money for his wall yet but it looks like Moseley and Kings Heath Councillors have found a pile of cash to finally separate Moseley from Kings Heath. An eye watering £30,000 has been found to build a wall between Moseley and Kings...

Raise the roof and have some fun

The surprise collapse of the Prince of Wales Corporation has left a trail of destruction in its wake. The financial cost to broken butchers and tearful builders is one thing but more importantly, we want to know what will happen to the good times? Well, we've got...

The Information War is Won

  As Moseley sees another night of nighttime raids residents can, at last, be assured that the War on Truth has finally turned the tide in the right direction. Many people didn't notice a small clause in the recent Data Protection Act 2018 that gave moderators of...

We Are the Law

Everyone knows that St Agnes Road is an idyllic example of urban peace. With its enormous houses and children playing in the streets you could easily be fooled that it defines the pinnacle of Moseley life that we all aspire to. After dark, it is a very different...

Hustings – 2018

Hustings, like Christmas for people with no souls. This is a bit of a landmark hustings, a new ward and the last Council hustings for a few years as we move to a four-yearly cycle. Which means that for people like us this is the last Christmas in years. Unless Theresa...

Your Local Lounge

We all hate chains. We hate the way they use economies of scale to reduce costs, we hate their systematised approach to health and hygiene. We hate how we can make passive aggressive comments on Twitter just to ruin the day of an 18 year old intern in a social media...

The New Lords of the Rings

Moseley owes JRR Tolkien a debt like no other. Few of our famous residents have had such an impact on the world stage. In their own way, Sue Beardsmore and Toyah defined news and music for a generation but JRR Tolkein’s homoerotic masterpieces have brought Moseley to...

Road to Nowhere

When Salisbury Road exploded in a shower of human excrement it caused all of our thoughts and prayers to be directed to this most cherished part of Moseley. As the community was sealed off from human contact many of us wondered about the practical things. Would they...

We Welcome Our Lizard Overlords

Hot on the heels of M&S raising Moseley's retail offer to a previously unimaginable level of luxury we now see our spiritual life similarly revitalised. For many, the acquisition of Pitmaston House by the Scientologists was just one of the rumours up there with...