Here that train a comin’

It's exciting times in Moseley. It seems that Mr Mayor, Andy Street, has kept his promise and started immediate work on opening Moseley station. Maintaining his reputation as the sort of man that gets thing done, he has started getting things done.   He told us "I...

West Midlands Mayoral Hustings – 2017

Do you remember 2012? When referendums were new and exciting and they came to us and asked us “Do you want a mayor?”, and we rose with one voice and said “No, we don’t want a mayor.” Well, the will of the people doesn’t mean quite the same thing when it doesn’t...

Home Grown

Checkmate Moseley, checkmate. As the liberal metropolitan elite of Moseley made legitimate, and frequently contradictory, claims that the opening of Costa Coffee signalled an era where our children would be enslaved and our jobs taken, it turns out the truth was so...

Shock Sausage News

The Moseley Traders Association regret to announce that item two on next week's meeting agenda, "Turning Meat Into Gold", has had to be cancelled.  The take no prisoners expose of the thriving Birmingham street food scene was set to reveal how anyone with a pound of...

Benvenuti a Moseley

We didn't exactly ask for it but we've got it. At last we have two massive restaurants selling generally average pizzas. As an added bonus they're both within a couple of meters of each other, which is handy if you really like pizza.   It's odd as Moseley hasn't...

Moseley’s Expanding Borders

Moseley's Spring Offensive began last night with historic gains on all fronts being reported. Whilst much of South Birmingham spent the weekend arsing about with barbecues, meticulous preparations from Moseley Militias meant that many of our neighbours were caught...

Hustings – 2016

Here we go, another year, another hustings. Another opportunity for a hapless group of chancers hoping we will let them rule us with a rod of iron for four more years. But this year it's a bit different. Whoever wins only gets to feel the power for two years as...

Food to Die For

We all know there are only two things that make people who live in Moseley happy. The unmatched thrill of watching house prices reach unsustainable levels and eating a slap up meal at any one of the ridiculous number of restaurants, cafes, pubs or gastro pubs....

Revolution

They said it couldn't be done but Moseley has at last dealt a fatal blow to global capitalism. With Lloyd's  Bank's announcement that it will be closing its doors for a final time in June we see the historic moment that we've rid our village of the pernicious taint of...