by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley residents woke in a state of disarray today to find that someone had stolen the sacred white lines of Moseley. In a random act of vandalism, some thoughtless fool had pilfered said lines leading to what can only be described as “traffic chaos”. The...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
When four local youths set off on a pleasant boat trip across Moseley Lake little did they realise the catalogue of horrors they were about to unleash. Thinking that such a trip would take maybe an hour or two they packed only the barest of provisions. A decision that...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Over the last year and a half the Eye On Moseley staff have received numerous local awards for our courageous (and occasionally dangerous) forays into the world of investigative reporting. Any regular reader of our sporadic interweb-based, news-zine will remember such...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Local drug dealers were once again up in arms after West Midlands police issued a new and shocking edict. A change in policy by the police means that dealers can now be prosecuted for dealing in imperial measures. In a bid to meet recent European Directives concerning...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
Evolution is an imperative in both process and organism. Without evolution there is stasis, and stasis leads only to entropy. Consequently I am having to find ways of expanding the limited appeal of this column far beyond it’s natural lifespan. I mean,...
