Revolution

They said it couldn't be done but Moseley has at last dealt a fatal blow to global capitalism. With Lloyd's  Bank's announcement that it will be closing its doors for a final time in June we see the historic moment that we've rid our village of the pernicious taint of...

No Place Like Home

As the Boundary Commission revealed its exciting plans to redraw Birmingham many thought this was the result of bureaucratic incompetence. We can now know that the decision to remove Moseley from Moseley was actually a decision taken at the highest level of...

Wolf Whistle

So that's it then, The Prince of Wales has gone. Shut down by evil property developers whose only concern is the selfish pursuit of profit at the expense of a vibrant community. But wait, what if there was a man that could save us? What if there was a man that...

See The Light

It is with some jubilation that we can now report that Cambridge Road have been successful in their bid to raise money for authentic heritage street lighting. Earlier this year residents of Cambridge Road were thrown into collective panic when they were informed by...

Stars in Our Eyes

As Carters is finally awarded its first Michelin Star Moseley residents have risen as one to celebrate the moment that we're finally as good as Harborne. The people of Harborne have long lauded it over us with their so called fine dining  but all that's changing now....

Curry Capital

High Street regeneration experts and gastronauts are expected to land on Moseley High Street this week to witness the revolution in food retail that is happening on our doorsteps. The opening of Moseley's sixth South Asian eatery has confounded experts who have long...

Independence Day

We told you this would happen. You wouldn't listen would you? Sitting there in your big house swooning over the oligarchs moving in next door. When Wetherspoons first tried to move into Moseley in 2000 we told you it would undermine the very fabric of our village. We...

My Eyes

There was a growing concern across Moseley today as residents and shoppers alike reported that their eyes were bleeding. It has been confirmed that what was intended as an eye catching redecoration of the much loved Fino mens hairdressers has resulted in a number of...

Cricket Warning

Moseley has been placed on a state of high alert following the prospect of an early finish to the Test Match at Edgbaston. Police have warned that a premature England victory could unleash a hoard of thirsty men onto our streets and into our pubs.   A representative...