Ken was last seen around election time, or rather, that was when he was last supposed to have been seen. He is a shy man, forthcoming only when he steals ideas from other local politicians.
He was elected as Conservative councillor for Moseley, but the shock of this is believed to have driven him over the edge. He was last seen driving a “Batmobile” style car towards Kingstanding, his home, and was believed to be driving extremely fast. This would have to be the case if he seriously expects to be able to travel between Moseley and Kingstanding in 12 minutes.
Ken is easily frightened and if you see him you should lure him out from under whatever rock he’s hiding under by dangling a picture of a “Martin Mullaney” in front of him. Although timid, he feeds on the Mullaney, and it should do the trick. Once captured, he should be beaten with an iron bar until he promises to stop fucking up the 50 bus route. He can then be re-released.
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