by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The election results of last night left Moseley/Sparkhill with two new democratic representatives. Both Jagdip Rai and Bryan Nott stormed to victory, leaving their opposition sobbing with defeat. Though according to our sources this is only the start of the battle. As...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
The 1st – 6th of April is Smoking Week, for those of you who smoke, I want you to take it seriously over this time. 20 a day, smoke ’til you turn grey and your throat bleeds. Blow the smoke from your cigarettes into the no smoking areas of restaraunts,...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was brought to a sudden and grinding halt on Tuesday by a deadly snow fall. One eye witness said “It was like it was falling from the sky.” Many people have wondered why we were singled out for this, the most bizarre of weather conditions. One...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was left quaking in it’s collective boots two weeks ago, when it was announced that Beelzebub himself would be paying us a visit. The big guy had arranged to meet a local resident at Moseley crossroads at around midnight. The initiative, supported by...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style...
