The 1st – 6th of April is Smoking Week, for those of you who smoke, I want you to take it seriously over this time. 20 a day, smoke ’til you turn grey and your throat bleeds. Blow the smoke from your cigarettes into the no smoking areas of restaraunts, into gym’s and into the faces of your friend’s pets. Stink up your houses and yourselves.
For those of you who don’t smoke, take it up. I heavily recommend Mayfair fags. They’re cheap, so you can afford more. Ask your friend’s advice on how to smoke efficiently and with style. Experiment, broaden your social circle at work and at home. Meet better more interesting people who share a common love. It need not stop with friendship, many a marriage has been forged in the glow of a lit Silk Cut or Embassy.
You don’t have to be a great person to smoke, but once you start it won’t be long until you are a great person. Look at the great celebrity smokers of our time, all successful men and women who have built careers off of their addiction to the performance enhancing powerof nicotine.
Think faster, be sexier, live longer, live better – smoke!
(Tobacco seriously damages health)