by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Shocked residents looked on in disbelief this month as hollywood star “Gonzo” of Muppet fame was involved in a car crash in our Moseley. The small furry, er, Thing, was making his way up St.Mary’s Row when he crashed into a Volvo. The car, of course,...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was brought to it’s knees weeping after the release of a classified Birmingham University paper that claimed Moseley is in fact “a bit shit”. The Sociology department had been commissioned to write a report on Economic Growth within the West...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
Well, I still hate every last one of you. Another month comes round and you expect me to just keep giving. It takes a lot, you know. My monthly column combines forthright expression with a previously unseen fluidity of language. The motivation doesn’t come from...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
FUCK FCUK ! Local people retched up their bilious guts today, coughing greasy breakfast chunks through their sensitive nasal membranes, as partially digested beans and egg spattered on their feet. All at the prospect of watching that advert. A spokesman for the local...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
A recent news story in the Eye highlighted the increasing inability of street drinkers to perform their limited duties correctly. The article pointed out, using the awesome power of statistics, that Moseley’s favourite sentient piss posts were slurring less,...
