by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was giving it large this weekend after it made a move back to traditional values. After years of being associated with hippies and tree protestors Moseley once again got back to the core values of alcohol and football violence. The mini riot on Moseley Road at...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
In an act of the utmost stupidity Moseley recently banished unemployment. The idea came when it was announced that the Job Centre on Alcester Road was to close. A spokesman for the Job Service said “If we pretend that nobody round here is unemployed then we...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Like Jesus rising from the dead, the Moseley Implementation Group returned to the brink of public life yesterday. As is only fitting with such an important and influential group they have greeted the dawning of the new millenium with a new name, the Moseley Action...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The famous community spirit of Moseley Village, thought by many to be under threat for some time, is to be given a boost under recent innovations proposal by Moseley Forum. In response to the unwelcome tide of scruffy, pub-going, non-Moseleyites, the forum is...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Local residents gasped with delight earlier today when Moseley police unveiled their latest weapon against crime. A seven foot tall mechanised warrior. A representative of the Police said “Crime is spiraling out of control in this area, what with people begging...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley residents were stunned last night by the news that a local girl is to get a new puppy. The girl who can’t be named for legal reasons was said to be delirious with the prospect of her new friend. Last night she told us “I’ve already got a...
