by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Reports have recently begun to arrive that our friendly local delicatessen has an unlikely crisis brewing. As everyone knows, Mr Nima is a model of efficiency and good manners. There is a reason for this. The original Mr. Nima was replaced in 1992 after he...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Chaos ensued this morning as shocked local residents peered out of their windows to find that roads in Moseley are suddenly going the wrong way…Commuters trying to get to King’s Heath found themselves in the badlands of the city centre, and those trying to...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Our regular readers will remember an article describing the supernatural sound of drums, that permeated the air of our quiet, local high street, every Thursday night. Although for many of us these sounds were un-nerving, I believe that none of us ever felt threatened...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The People’s Republic of Moseley today move one step closer to reality after the proposal of the development of a local TA. The Moseley Yoghurt Rifles as they shall be known will have a live fire range in Highbury park (hence the recent calls for Highbury Park...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The standard of street-drinking has slipped to an all time low in Moseley recently. Our resident alcoholics are looking less like your average wino, and more and more dapper, becoming more lucid than ever. Gone are the days of bus-stopping, fist-waving, red-faced...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With a tearful farewell The Angeel Cosmetics Corporation was forced to close it’s doors this month for the final time. The Corporation, established in Moseley during the eighties, was the scourge of the bad hair of Moseley. A representative told us yesterday...
