The People’s Republic of Moseley today move one step closer to reality after the proposal of the development of a local TA. The Moseley Yoghurt Rifles as they shall be known will have a live fire range in Highbury park (hence the recent calls for Highbury Park to become part of Moseley Forum’s responsibilities). The old ice house in Moseley Park is to become the regimental barracks and HQ.

Recently self-proclaimed “King of Moseley”, Neil Weston will be the Commander-in-Chief and amongst the first of his duties will be the hand choosing of his command team. potential candidates will be judged on their use of the village green, their knowledge of Scottish places of shelter and their ability to stun a puppy with a hammer. The bookies hot tip is Willy, although, that woman from Little Italy is where our money is.

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