by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The sight of two people beating seven shades of shit out of each other is not unusual in the Prince of Wales but it appears the ritual violence is about to take a more organised form. A new move by the landlord is likely to see the institution of the worlds premier...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
When 8 Till Late burnt to the ground many thought it was the result of a typically ham-fisted insurance job or at the very least a strange fridge fire. When Fire Investigation Officers began to sort through the remnants of poor quality porn that littered the crime...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
If, like us, you have nothing better to do than make up rubbish about Birmingham suburbs, you’ll probably be wondering why “The Hogshead” has all of a sudden become “The Salisbury”, plastered in the sort of garish signs you would normally...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Ken was last seen around election time, or rather, that was when he was last supposed to have been seen. He is a shy man, forthcoming only when he steals ideas from other local politicians. He was elected as Conservative councillor for Moseley, but the shock of this...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The opening of Retro Bizarre has cheered up one Moseley resident. Local cartoon character and serial loner Mr Benn is said to be delighted at the prospect of yet more fantastic dressing up related adventures. For all too long we have been reliant on Slicks Ladies...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
One of Moseley’s more surreal episodes came to fruition yesterday with the final implementation of the Moseley Alcohol Free Gnome. Although the legislation was not exactly what had originally been intended it will certainly make a contribution to the national debate...
