by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
A resident of the Sandford Rd. massive was left dead today, after he fell into a hole and was blown up. It is believed the man fell through a hole in in his kitchen floor, onto a butterfly mine. Relatives found his body in the hallway, kitchen and dining room. Police...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was rocked this week by the twin evils of religious intolerance and wanton vandalism. Early one morning some vandals erected two pieces of wood in a sort of cross formation in the centre of our newly refurbished urban living space. This act was particularly...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The peaceful dreams of a Moseley man have been cruelly shattered by a bizarre recurring bunny theme. The local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, on the grounds that he still has a modicum of self-respect, claimed he was a shattered wreck. “Every time I...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The election results of last night left Moseley/Sparkhill with two new democratic representatives. Both Jagdip Rai and Bryan Nott stormed to victory, leaving their opposition sobbing with defeat. Though according to our sources this is only the start of the battle. As...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
The 1st – 6th of April is Smoking Week, for those of you who smoke, I want you to take it seriously over this time. 20 a day, smoke ’til you turn grey and your throat bleeds. Blow the smoke from your cigarettes into the no smoking areas of restaraunts,...
