A resident of the Sandford Rd. massive was left dead today, after he fell into a hole and was blown up. It is believed the man fell through a hole in in his kitchen floor, onto a butterfly mine. Relatives found his body in the hallway, kitchen and dining room.
Police were called into investigate the area, and 6 officers were lost to a variety of satchel charges, anti-personnel mines and other booby-traps. Experts were baffled, until a local man who had been in the Vietnam war identified the hole as being part of a tunnel system, as used by the Viet-Cong. A police spokesman said, “It is believed that a fifth column exists in Moseley, which is operating hand in hand with a King’s Heath invasion force.We were lucky to find out in time. Steps have been taken.”