Simon Say’s

Guess what I saw the other day. Go on, guess. A lovely big jay. I think it was a jay anyway. Lovely blue tail. I don’t know if I was more pleased about seeing that little fella, or about those cheeky squirrels who scamper about in my rooftop garden, with little...

Are You Taking The Piss?

You may have noticed last month, a few ‘references’ to Zen Health drinks. Well, this month, we are proud to put you out of your collective misery and reveal all about these bizarre potions. Zen Research Laboratories (ZRL) today announced the discovery of...

They’re Breeding

As summer approaches so to does the mating season for the Zen. The holistic health shops that litter the streets of Moseley must mate once a year in order to propogate their species. This is a particularly worrying peice of news for all the other shops that are in...