Jailbreak

In 1976 Phil Lynott told us “Tonight there’s gonna be jailbreak”. Little did residents of Moseley know that only 33 years later this prophecy would come all too shockingly true. Although details of Thursday’s daring prisoner escape¬†are still a...

Holding Out For A Hero

Bonnie Tyler might well have been looking for a hero since 1984 but it goes without saying that her search would have been considerably shorter if she lived in Moseley. When publicity shy, Liberal Democrat candidate, Martin Mullaney foiled a burglary he once again...

Hide Your Stash

In a bid to impress the world, West Midlands police have once again chosen Moseley for another of their innovative (some say bonkers) crime fighting strategies. On Sunday, they unveiled their latest weapon in the fight against drugs: Kiddie Coppers. DCI Birch of the...

Imperial Menace

Local drug dealers were once again up in arms after West Midlands police issued a new and shocking edict. A change in policy by the police means that dealers can now be prosecuted for dealing in imperial measures. In a bid to meet recent European Directives concerning...

Resistance Is Futile

When much loved community policeperson Sergeant Tracey Packham decided to move on to the Operations Centre at Belgrave Road, Woodbridge Road saw the opportunity to finally clamp down on crime in Moseley. As all local residents know crime is running out of control in...