by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
When the BBC turned up in Moseley to film episodes of Eastenders it caused the usual levels of angst and confusion. Turning our picturesque village into a suburb of East London seemed an unusual move but it thrilled the crowds of TV sycophants like ourselves who...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With a dramatic fanfare of apathy the new Lidl Superstore opened it’s doors this month. With it’s dramatic selection of european food it expects to dominate the diets of all Balsall Heath and Moseley residents within the next three months. But it’s...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With a tearful farewell The Angeel Cosmetics Corporation was forced to close it’s doors this month for the final time. The Corporation, established in Moseley during the eighties, was the scourge of the bad hair of Moseley. A representative told us yesterday...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
As summer approaches so to does the mating season for the Zen. The holistic health shops that litter the streets of Moseley must mate once a year in order to propogate their species. This is a particularly worrying peice of news for all the other shops that are in...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Local residents gasped with delight earlier today when Moseley police unveiled their latest weapon against crime. A seven foot tall mechanised warrior. A representative of the Police said “Crime is spiraling out of control in this area, what with people begging...
