The Fighting Cocks entered the international transfer market today. They have been linked with an audacious deal to bring star Brazilian striker Ronaldo from Inter Milan to the Moseley pub. Rumours abound that the former world footballer of the year has been spotted in the Cocks.

An eye witness said, “He was great. He poured me a pint, cracked a joke, he even ‘ad the Brummie accent down pat. He seemed very nice, and not at all stuck up.” Another source told us, “He was very friendly with Jan (the landlady) – I could even feel a hint of romance in the air.”

In a deal thought to be worth £15000 a year, the cheeky samba boy is looking to revitalize his international career after a series of career threatening injuries.

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