Everyone knows that Moseley is the friendliest place in Birmingham. And local residents are proving just how friendly they can be by going that extra mile for our homeless chums. A local doorway belonging to some of our more upstanding citizens, which has long been a haunt for our favourite scrag ends of humanity, has recently improved it’s services in a rush of Christmas spirit.

The doorway, conveniently situated just off Moseley High St., has long been a “Welcome Break” for tramps and nutters, providing privacy and shelter so that the less fortunate can shit and piss in the utmost comfort. Although the standards of this impromptu toilet are probably higher than the public toilets available, an extra Christmas touch has been added.

Regular users of these “conveniences” were delighted to find that Santa had come early, leaving a bottle of cheap vodka and a “Readers Wives” section for “customers” to peruse. Now, as well as finding piss and shit streaking their front doorway, the delighted residents can “cum” downstairs to find tramp spunk all over their door-handle. The lucky bastards.

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