Surely this is madness?

The famous community spirit of Moseley Village, thought by many to be under threat for some time, is to be given a boost under recent innovations proposal by Moseley Forum. In response to the unwelcome tide of scruffy, pub-going, non-Moseleyites, the forum is...

Police in robot copper shocker.

Local residents gasped with delight earlier today when Moseley police unveiled their latest weapon against crime. A seven foot tall mechanised warrior. A representative of the Police said “Crime is spiraling out of control in this area, what with people begging...

Local girl gets new puppy

Moseley residents were stunned last night by the news that a local girl is to get a new puppy. The girl who can’t be named for legal reasons was said to be delirious with the prospect of her new friend. Last night she told us “I’ve already got a...

Hey Hey We’re The Muslims

The normally quiet ambience of Ladypool Road was recently shaken by the arrival of this great nations security services. A book shop was raided by the police and MI5 because of suspected ties to something a bit dodgy. The Moseley forum were said to be in bits last...

Highway To Hell

Moseley was rocked last week when a large hole opened up in the centre of St Mary’s Row. The road was temporarily closed whilst representatives from Birmingham City Council carried out emergency repairs. Was this really a case of poor highway maintenance or was...