by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
A baffling phenomenon has left Moseley’s leading scientist’s reeling. Every Thursday, just as dusk falls, an eerie pounding echoes though the streets of Moseley, striking fear into the hearts of residents. Many theories have been put forward as to the...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was giving it large this weekend after it made a move back to traditional values. After years of being associated with hippies and tree protestors Moseley once again got back to the core values of alcohol and football violence. The mini riot on Moseley Road at...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
In an act of the utmost stupidity Moseley recently banished unemployment. The idea came when it was announced that the Job Centre on Alcester Road was to close. A spokesman for the Job Service said “If we pretend that nobody round here is unemployed then we...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Like Jesus rising from the dead, the Moseley Implementation Group returned to the brink of public life yesterday. As is only fitting with such an important and influential group they have greeted the dawning of the new millenium with a new name, the Moseley Action...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
So the millenium bug is here, it’s late, it’s organic but it’s here… the new plague. The lessons of the past cannot be ignored in dealing with this new terror. Unless we act now, we could be facing the same desperate times as suffered during...
