Tory Candidates Racey Dreams

Local Kingstanding resident Ken Hardman will not be the new councillor for Moseley but his dreams of world fame are still alive. After the news that Marilyn from Home and Away lookalike David Coulthard may not be able to race in the forthcoming Spanish Grand Prix, Ken...

Hippy in Lone Road Protest

Moseley was roused by the plaintive whimpering of a lone hippy on Monday morning. In a tribute to the Reclaim The Streets movement the local eco warrior, who did not want to be named, took possession of King Edward Road at about 8:30 in the morning. After realising it...

Local Man Falls Into Hole And Is Blown Up

A resident of the Sandford Rd. massive was left dead today, after he fell into a hole and was blown up. It is believed the man fell through a hole in in his kitchen floor, onto a butterfly mine. Relatives found his body in the hallway, kitchen and dining room. Police...

Local Man in Giant Bunny Trauma

The peaceful dreams of a Moseley man have been cruelly shattered by a bizarre recurring bunny theme. The local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, on the grounds that he still has a modicum of self-respect, claimed he was a shattered wreck. “Every time I...

Christ

Moseley was rocked this week by the twin evils of religious intolerance and wanton vandalism. Early one morning some vandals erected two pieces of wood in a sort of cross formation in the centre of our newly refurbished urban living space. This act was particularly...