Fire

Local arsonists were up in arms when the local Texaco once again ran out of fuel due to recent petrol blockades. Twice in the space of a week Texaco had to close it’s doors after completely emptying it’s tanks. Many arsonists had to carry their plastic...

Donkey Deli Disaster

Last months petrol crisis caused many of us a level of inconvenience but local trader Mr Nima saw it as an opportunity to put into action his donkey delivery service. Realising that without transport many of us would not be able to purchase his wide selection of...

The War Begins

The continuing controvesy surrounding Moseley’s newest pub has taken a sinister turn for the worst. The recent license hearing was heralded as a triumph of common sense by the moral majority of Moseley when magistrates refused the brewery permission to open a...

Simon Say’s

Moseley. Moseley, Moseley, Moseley. What’s wrong with you? We’ve given you more pubs than you can shake a stick at. Different types of pubs, with different types of drink. Of varying strengths. We’ve given you a plentiful supply of outsiders (as...

Fighting Cocks in Swoop for Ronaldo

The Fighting Cocks entered the international transfer market today. They have been linked with an audacious deal to bring star Brazilian striker Ronaldo from Inter Milan to the Moseley pub. Rumours abound that the former world footballer of the year has been spotted...