Simon Say’s

Oi Oi Moseley, Long time no communicate. You may or may not have noticed that there has been no Eye On Moseley for some time now. That’s because we sold each and every last one of our readers e-mail addresses to large multi-national companies and fucked off on...

The Bastards!!

As your local news source, updated minute by minute, we try our best to shield you, the inhabitants of our fair community, from the evils of this modern world. We at the Eye humbly consider ourselves to be the Gandalfs to your hobbit… and as such we feel it...

White Lines – Don’t do it.

Moseley residents woke in a state of disarray today to find that someone had stolen the sacred white lines of Moseley. In a random act of vandalism, some thoughtless fool had pilfered said lines leading to what can only be described as “traffic chaos”. The...

King’s Heath… On The Moon?

Over the last year and a half the Eye On Moseley staff have received numerous local awards for our courageous (and occasionally dangerous) forays into the world of investigative reporting. Any regular reader of our sporadic interweb-based, news-zine will remember such...

Moseley Park and Fool

When four local youths set off on a pleasant boat trip across Moseley Lake little did they realise the catalogue of horrors they were about to unleash. Thinking that such a trip would take maybe an hour or two they packed only the barest of provisions. A decision that...