What’s That Smell Of Fish?

This was the question that was regularly asked by Moseley shoppers until early this Monday morning. The shocking news that local fishmonger and pricey pear retailer, Peter Vincent, was shutting his doors for the very last time, spread through Moseley like the smell of...

Tits Amazing

Moseley was once again rocked to it’s very core by the news that a new fully functioning Lap Dancing club was about to open. The news came as a bolt from the blue to normally conservative Moseley and provoked angry mutterings and hissy fits all round. The club was...

Wise Men Spotted in Moseley

Shocked drivers stood in jaw-dropped amazement today as three blokes of what can only be described as, ‘Oriental’ appearance, shamelessly conducted a small herd of dromedaries across Moseley. Our resident translator claimed they uttered something about the “Chosen...

Earth mother in Anti-Globalisation Rant Shocker!

Green-toothed and hairy of armpit, Moseley denizen and erstwhile eco-corporate fuckpuppy Ineeda Newdyck bemused the parochial populous of Moseley with the shock release of anti-globalisation arse magic. In a new pamphlet, released on Monday – “Look @ Our World...

Moseley House Prices “about to burst!”

Local officials issued a stark warning to residents and estate agents alike in Moseley today that the housing market in Moseley was about to reach Critical Mass. St. John Highgrove of the Oxford Road Friendly Residents Co-Operative spoke exclusively to the Eye of the...