by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The Fighting Cocks entered the international transfer market today. They have been linked with an audacious deal to bring star Brazilian striker Ronaldo from Inter Milan to the Moseley pub. Rumours abound that the former world footballer of the year has been spotted...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
When professional sign makers turned up in Moseley last week we knew we were in for some sort of treat, but nobody expected what happened next. Dixons, known throughout Moseley for their striking yellow sign, and reasonably priced houses, have undergone a major...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Civilians will have noticed a host of new signs in the private park recently, giving unwanted advice about dogs, water and the metal Yttrium. This rash of new administration has hit fever pitch today, with the crazed bureaucrats approving a new scheme that takes them...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
When the BBC turned up in Moseley to film episodes of Eastenders it caused the usual levels of angst and confusion. Turning our picturesque village into a suburb of East London seemed an unusual move but it thrilled the crowds of TV sycophants like ourselves who...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Psychologists have been on high alert this month after the appearance of a lone tribute to the late Diana Spencer was discovered in the village. In what can only be described as “Floral Terrorism”, this callous act of ferrous refoliation was reminiscent of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The continued tensions between the Sandford Road Massive and the Chantry Road Mafia recently resulted in more violence in central Moseley. The two groups have harboured mutual resentment since early April when the Sandford Road Massive began tearing up and down...
