by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was brought to it’s knees weeping after the release of a classified Birmingham University paper that claimed Moseley is in fact “a bit shit”. The Sociology department had been commissioned to write a report on Economic Growth within the West...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
FUCK FCUK ! Local people retched up their bilious guts today, coughing greasy breakfast chunks through their sensitive nasal membranes, as partially digested beans and egg spattered on their feet. All at the prospect of watching that advert. A spokesman for the local...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Local arsonists were up in arms when the local Texaco once again ran out of fuel due to recent petrol blockades. Twice in the space of a week Texaco had to close it’s doors after completely emptying it’s tanks. Many arsonists had to carry their plastic...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
A recent news story in the Eye highlighted the increasing inability of street drinkers to perform their limited duties correctly. The article pointed out, using the awesome power of statistics, that Moseley’s favourite sentient piss posts were slurring less,...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Last months petrol crisis caused many of us a level of inconvenience but local trader Mr Nima saw it as an opportunity to put into action his donkey delivery service. Realising that without transport many of us would not be able to purchase his wide selection of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The continuing controvesy surrounding Moseley’s newest pub has taken a sinister turn for the worst. The recent license hearing was heralded as a triumph of common sense by the moral majority of Moseley when magistrates refused the brewery permission to open a...
