by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Anonymous labourers are digging themselves a hole that they will be very lucky to get out of in Moseley Park. These foolish workmen are at work on an as yet unidentified project in a spooky, dis-used corner of the Park. What they don’t know yet is that the area...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Many residents of Moseley will be pleased to hear that the very first (and hopefully annual) Moseley Dog Fight was a roaring success and raised nearly £200 for sick kiddies. The brainchild of the Moseley Society had initially been met with a great deal of scepticism...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Terror hit the West Midlands last night as Moseley was shaken to it’s very core by a devastating earthquake. Many residents sat bolt upright in bed and said things like “What was that?” as they were gripped by the phenomenon that is already been...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley security analysts were placed on high alert today after it came to light that the bulletheads of Kings Heath could have a bomb in a matter of weeks. It’s official guys; we’re on defcon 2! A leaked report from the highest echelons of the emergency...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Popular Peruvian knick-knack trove The Crappy Jungle is today at the centre of an abscess of controversy which threatens to burst all over our collective dinners after being found displaying a cushion in the window that was made in the exotic and quaint location of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
If you’re at a loss in central Moseley anytime this week, why not take a stroll down Woodbridge Rd? “Fuck off” I hear you shout, “It’s shit down there!”. Well think again. Just off Woodbridge Rd, where the lock ups are, is a little...
