by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
It is now sixty four days since a party of Accountants were nailed into the Lime and Chilli House and Police are becoming increasingly concerned for their well being. This cruel act was apparently perpetrated by a large gang of kids in yet another example of Big...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With the advent of the new Alcohol Free Zone in downtown Moseley we are all set to lead more fulfilling lives (if a little more sober). Though this irresponsible legislation could have spelt doom for everyones favourite streetdrinker. Willie has been quitely drunk on...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The perennial problem of how to prevent unwanted visitors to Moseley now seems to have been resolved. The initial plan to make Moseley generally unattractive through banning fun and stopping businesses opening appears to have been largely unsuccessful. A simpler...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
As the world marches inexorably towards war Moseley has been at the forefront of the international protest. Whilst many believe that opposing the destruction of the middle east is a moral stance it now appears that our actions have damned us in the eyes of our God....
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The Prince of Wales has long been known as “the” pub in Moseley to discuss child protection issues but recently they began a radical overhaul in order to attract the younger clientele. Little did they know what dark secrets they were about to uncover. As...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Every pub needs a gimick. The Goose has scum that fight for money, the Elizabeth of York has a crap sculpture and useless staff. In order to maintain it’s prestigous position as the only pub in Moseley that doesn’t look like it came out of a box, Pat...
