White Hell

Moseley was brought to a sudden and grinding halt on Tuesday by a deadly snow fall. One eye witness said “It was like it was falling from the sky.” Many people have wondered why we were singled out for this, the most bizarre of weather conditions. One...

What the Hell?

A baffling phenomenon has left Moseley’s leading scientist’s reeling. Every Thursday, just as dusk falls, an eerie pounding echoes though the streets of Moseley, striking fear into the hearts of residents. Many theories have been put forward as to the...

Moseley Not as Hard as it Used to Be

Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style...

The Devil Came Down to Moseley

Moseley was left quaking in it’s collective boots two weeks ago, when it was announced that Beelzebub himself would be paying us a visit. The big guy had arranged to meet a local resident at Moseley crossroads at around midnight. The initiative, supported by...

Let’s Have a Fight?

Moseley was giving it large this weekend after it made a move back to traditional values. After years of being associated with hippies and tree protestors Moseley once again got back to the core values of alcohol and football violence. The mini riot on Moseley Road at...