Get Out Of Our Village

When the BBC turned up in Moseley to film episodes of Eastenders it caused the usual levels of angst and confusion. Turning our picturesque village into a suburb of East London seemed an unusual move but it thrilled the crowds of TV sycophants like ourselves who...

Lone Moseley Resident in Delayed Di Shock Shock

Psychologists have been on high alert this month after the appearance of a lone tribute to the late Diana Spencer was discovered in the village. In what can only be described as “Floral Terrorism”, this callous act of ferrous refoliation was reminiscent of...

Blood On The Streets

The continued tensions between the Sandford Road Massive and the Chantry Road Mafia recently resulted in more violence in central Moseley. The two groups have harboured mutual resentment since early April when the Sandford Road Massive began tearing up and down...

Simon Say’s

Guess what I saw the other day. Go on, guess. A lovely big jay. I think it was a jay anyway. Lovely blue tail. I don’t know if I was more pleased about seeing that little fella, or about those cheeky squirrels who scamper about in my rooftop garden, with little...

We Don’t Want Your Money

With a dramatic fanfare of apathy the new Lidl Superstore opened it’s doors this month. With it’s dramatic selection of european food it expects to dominate the diets of all Balsall Heath and Moseley residents within the next three months. But it’s...