by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
I thought that after the stale abortion that was last month’s column, maybe I should put more effort into my monthly tirade. It is hard to be inspired by one’s front room indefinitely, and writing something challenging each month was becoming more and more...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Local funny man with a social conscience Martin Mullaney recently felt the long arm of the law whilst innocently cycling through downtown Kings Heath. Martin known throughout the land for his sterling community work, was on his way to Moseley to make things generally...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
In our first major coup as a shambolic, irrelevant but deeply local news service, we can reveal that the local economy will receive a massive, unexpected boost from a controversial source…the Germans. In an eerie continuation of the Eye’s (and Eye’s...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Shocked residents looked on in disbelief this month as hollywood star “Gonzo” of Muppet fame was involved in a car crash in our Moseley. The small furry, er, Thing, was making his way up St.Mary’s Row when he crashed into a Volvo. The car, of course,...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was brought to it’s knees weeping after the release of a classified Birmingham University paper that claimed Moseley is in fact “a bit shit”. The Sociology department had been commissioned to write a report on Economic Growth within the West...
