Parisian Walkways

Moseley long compared with some of the great cities of the world has made a bid to usurp Paris as a recognised centre of culture. The impromptu cafe culture that has developed on the streets of Moseley has brought an exciting new “cosmopolitan” attitude to...

St. Martin of Mullaney

In a desperate bid to gain more credence with young people, the Catholic Church last week announced a radical restructuring of services. It has long realised that it’s outmoded reliance on intransigent dogma was not exactly “happening”, and in an...

Final Closure

It’s taken a long time coming but it looks like the longest closing down sale in world history might finally be coming to an end. Moneywise, Moseley’s finest outlet for fancy goods and cheap stuff looks like it is finally closing its doors, forever. The...

Electric Cool-Aid Cider Test

Local residents have once again been appalled by yet anther case of cider spiking. This cruel practice has become endemic in Moseley Village of recent times and is believed to be the work of some particularly vicious school children. The children leave bottles of...

Release The Hounds

The increasing problem of homelessness is a concern for residents of Moseley and demands a radical solution. A recent meeting of the plethora of forums and societies that make up Moseley Village seem to have finally found a solution. The solution, uncovered by Eye on...