Tits Amazing

Moseley was once again rocked to it’s very core by the news that a new fully functioning Lap Dancing club was about to open. The news came as a bolt from the blue to normally conservative Moseley and provoked angry mutterings and hissy fits all round. The club was...

Earth mother in Anti-Globalisation Rant Shocker!

Green-toothed and hairy of armpit, Moseley denizen and erstwhile eco-corporate fuckpuppy Ineeda Newdyck bemused the parochial populous of Moseley with the shock release of anti-globalisation arse magic. In a new pamphlet, released on Monday – “Look @ Our World...

Moseley House Prices “about to burst!”

Local officials issued a stark warning to residents and estate agents alike in Moseley today that the housing market in Moseley was about to reach Critical Mass. St. John Highgrove of the Oxford Road Friendly Residents Co-Operative spoke exclusively to the Eye of the...

Boringham 13?

When B13 Magazine editor, Neil Hillman, found it hard to get local residents to look at his organ, he was left with a tricky choice. The alternatives were obviously more cracking stories about people’s gardens or a direct attack on two local residents. The...

The End of Days

It’s a sad, sad day in Moseley. The terrifying news that Victoria Wines has withdrawn its “six cans of Carling for a fiver” offer, sent shockwaves throughout our fragile community. This has long been the life blood of the more discerning Moseley drinker...