by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The notorious Labour MP Dr Lynne Jones recently baffled Moseley shoppers with her hard-line anti-war stance. The outspoken MP has courted controversy in Westminster by being one of only eleven Labour MP’s to vote against Prime Minister Blair’s carpet bombing of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley residents have known for many years that going into Birmingham on a Saturday night is a dangerous course of action, but you don’t usually expect to get blown up by some sort of bomb. A local girl, who’s identity must be protected for National Security...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
Bon Marche! I hope I find you all settled wearily in front of your monitors, the cold glare of cathode rays bouncing off your glazed eyes. I also hope that I can bring some measure of cheer to you, my readers, as you tighten, tighten, tighten your grip on the arms of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
This was the question that was regularly asked by Moseley shoppers until early this Monday morning. The shocking news that local fishmonger and pricey pear retailer, Peter Vincent, was shutting his doors for the very last time, spread through Moseley like the smell of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Shocked drivers stood in jaw-dropped amazement today as three blokes of what can only be described as, ‘Oriental’ appearance, shamelessly conducted a small herd of dromedaries across Moseley. Our resident translator claimed they uttered something about the “Chosen...
