Merchant Bankers Required

Ever fancied yourself as a bit of a Jeremy Beadle? Well, here’s your chance. Eye On Moseley can exclusively reveal that a Moseley-based television production company is on the look out for new talent. Lovehumps TV is looking for any videotape or closed circuit...

World’s Scariest Cake Discovered In Moseley

We’ve all seen confectionery that is mildly scary. Reisen chocolate chews, Worther’s Originals and Egg Biscuits to name but a few. But we have recently unearthed the legendary “Terrifying Lost Cake of Kings Heath”. This cake, once believed to be no more than...

American Tourists in Moseley/Molesey confusion.

Scenes reminiscent of Vietnam came to Moseley this week when a large group of confused Americans ended up in the wrong place, once more. Bedecked in Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts, these camera-toting freaks wandered round our tranquil country village on the hunt...

Moseley’s Favourite Wanking Hole

Everyone knows that Moseley is the friendliest place in Birmingham. And local residents are proving just how friendly they can be by going that extra mile for our homeless chums. A local doorway belonging to some of our more upstanding citizens, which has long been a...

Oooh Me Ring

Ring related references rarely get associated with Moseley, unless you count the Jewel in the Crowns notorious “Fire starter” curry, but things look set to change later this week. The imminent release of the Lord of the Rings could see an unexpected (or...