Fashion Victim

Moseley has always had a reputation as a bit of a swanky place, filled to the brim with fashionable, sexy young men and women in bizarre hairstyles. It’s these young bohemians who draw in the lovable crowds of mods and faux-hippies that we all admire so much,...

Moseley a “Big Player” in Annual Surly Help Awards

It’s become something of a regular occurrence and this year is no exception. Once again “The Big Mo” is featured heavily in the nominations for The Annual Surly Help Awards. Local nominations include:- The “manager” at the Goose for his hilariously hostile attitude to...

You’re All Fools

The opening of the Elizabeth of York will finally see the conclusion of one of Moseley’s most controversial yet dull little episodes. The original plan to name the pub after one of Moseley’s most famous sons, J.R.R. Tolkein, appears now to have been...

Jack Bullet

As I am writing this the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the USSS, MI5, MI6, Mossad and The Disney Corporation are all trying to pinpoint my true location. It was a house just like any other, on a street like all the rest, slap dab in the middle of Normalville, Moseley. Leads...

Chantry Road Menace Club!

Sports fans of Moseley were recoiling in horror today from the news that Chantry Road tennis club, our purest bastion of local sporting achievement, is at the centre of a performance enhancing drug row! This unsportsman-like turn of events began last week, when...