by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The good residents of Moseley are all too aware that the majority of our problems are caused by young people. In order to keep this moral decline in check it has been decided to take a more dynamic approach to their lawless behaviour. Woodnorton Lodge has performed...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
O’Neils current application for a late license will no doubt be a cause of concern for some in our society but in many ways it could be our last best hope for economic growth. Well that’s what we’ve been told anyway. O’Neils propose to extend...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
It is now sixty four days since a party of Accountants were nailed into the Lime and Chilli House and Police are becoming increasingly concerned for their well being. This cruel act was apparently perpetrated by a large gang of kids in yet another example of Big...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With the advent of the new Alcohol Free Zone in downtown Moseley we are all set to lead more fulfilling lives (if a little more sober). Though this irresponsible legislation could have spelt doom for everyones favourite streetdrinker. Willie has been quitely drunk on...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The perennial problem of how to prevent unwanted visitors to Moseley now seems to have been resolved. The initial plan to make Moseley generally unattractive through banning fun and stopping businesses opening appears to have been largely unsuccessful. A simpler...
