The Salmonellasbury?

If, like us, you have nothing better to do than make up rubbish about Birmingham suburbs, you’ll probably be wondering why “The Hogshead” has all of a sudden become “The Salisbury”, plastered in the sort of garish signs you would normally...

Missing : Ken Hardeman

Ken was last seen around election time, or rather, that was when he was last supposed to have been seen. He is a shy man, forthcoming only when he steals ideas from other local politicians. He was elected as Conservative councillor for Moseley, but the shock of this...

As If By Magic…

The opening of Retro Bizarre has cheered up one Moseley resident. Local cartoon character and serial loner Mr Benn is said to be delighted at the prospect of yet more fantastic dressing up related adventures. For all too long we have been reliant on Slicks Ladies...

Alcohol Free Gnome

One of Moseley’s more surreal episodes came to fruition yesterday with the final implementation of the Moseley Alcohol Free Gnome. Although the legislation was not exactly what had originally been intended it will certainly make a contribution to the national debate...

Dr Tenderness

Dear Dr.Tenderness, My name is David and I am a devoted Moseley-ite. I own a small but increasingly valuable property on King Edward Rd. I have two kids, Josh and Katie who I push round Sainsbury’s Local in a trike-style pram. I own and drive a new Mini, and...