finoThere was a growing concern across Moseley today as residents and shoppers alike reported that their eyes were bleeding. It has been confirmed that what was intended as an eye catching redecoration of the much loved Fino mens hairdressers has resulted in a number of retinas literally exploding.


Mr Fino told us “You don’t like it? It’s green with just a hint of yellow. At night it lights up the village just like it was day. You can also see it from space…… apparently.”


A typically livid response from the Moseley Society simply read “It’ll have to go.”

When asked to expand on this they told us “Yes, this is a conservation area but we’re not trying to conserve rainbows”.





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