Moseley Brides

We at Eye On Moseley fear for the increase in the number of women entering this country from Eastern European countries by way of marriage. Just think of all those poor old Russian men unable to “get some”. By way of redressing the balance, we are...

Simon Say’s

I was born and raised in Moseley. I shop, eat, and spend my leisure time locally. Like many Moseleyites, what attracted me, (and many of you I’m sure, dear reader) was it’s steadfast rurality in the heart of urban Birmingham. Where else can you see the...

The House Of Death

Normal folk were horrified to learn today that right on their very doorsteps, lurks a charnel house of evil. This brick edifice of doom lies near the hinter land of King’s Heath, in full view of children, young mothers and the elderly, few of whom can suspect...

Eh?

Chaos ensued this morning as shocked local residents peered out of their windows to find that roads in Moseley are suddenly going the wrong way…Commuters trying to get to King’s Heath found themselves in the badlands of the city centre, and those trying to...

Mr Nima Set To Go Critical

Reports have recently begun to arrive that our friendly local delicatessen has an unlikely crisis brewing. As everyone knows, Mr Nima is a model of efficiency and good manners. There is a reason for this. The original Mr. Nima was replaced in 1992 after he...