by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Whilst the ongoing saga of fine democracy known as “The American Presidential Elections” continues, a Moseley resident has come forward to own up to his part in the farce. Local pervert and porn activist, “Sweaty” Dave MacDonald’s recent...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Fears that there had an evolution in space and time and the creation of a multiverse were laid to rest last night, when it was releaved that the cause of the suspected “big bang 2” was actually a man’s fart. Fears were initially raised on Tuesday...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Christmas is upon us, and as usual it is time for a host of gloomy warning adverts, sponsored by large fascist organisations such as the Fire Brigade and the Police, explaining the perils of this and that over this jolliest of seasons. You can say what you like but...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Angry residents shamelessly paraded themselves in front of the public convenience in Moseley this month. Belanced crusader Martin Mullaney organised this public display of anger after reports that the council were to close the local toilets in favour of coin operated...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Agents of stealth and the proletarian consciousness have struck against Eye On Moseley, in a bid to prevent any further dissemination of our wholesome and fulfilling news and information to the people of King’s Heath. While the perpetrators of the act are now...
