by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Pub phobia madness has struck Moseley again as the council raised concerns over a proposed purveyor of coffee and Kiddieporn. In spite of the fact that the proposals for an unnamed entrepreneur involve force feeding people carrot juice whilst they pay to be online,...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
We have great pleasure in announcing the winner of our Redesign The Eye competition (Eye #4). We asked for you to send in your designs for revamping our site on our first birthday. The winner is Irwin Thomas of Woodbridge Road for his innovative interpretation of our...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Researchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that “Moseley (is) a bit shit” after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima’s...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Millions of Hippies are expected to descend on Moseley park this week in what is described as “The Greatest Hippy Gathering on Earth”. Saddhu Ric Capon has personally been overseeing the development of what can only be called “a fucking huge...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
Hello again. Many thanks to those of you who wrote in to congratulate me on my self-portrait. Unlike Mr.Holdsworthy my art is not “an armless child…”. I would have to say that my art is more like the body of a size 20 woman forcibly constrained into...
