Release The Hounds

The increasing problem of homelessness is a concern for residents of Moseley and demands a radical solution. A recent meeting of the plethora of forums and societies that make up Moseley Village seem to have finally found a solution. The solution, uncovered by Eye on...

Electric Cool-Aid Cider Test

Local residents have once again been appalled by yet anther case of cider spiking. This cruel practice has become endemic in Moseley Village of recent times and is believed to be the work of some particularly vicious school children. The children leave bottles of...

Double Vision

Passengers on the 50 bus were rooted to their seats last week when Moseley opticians “Eye Society” unveiled it’s latest crazy marketing strategy. Renowned locally for it’s cheeky name and contempt for mainstream opticians, it boldly opened a...

Bearly Legal

The legal action that has paralysed Eye on Moseley for the last three months has finally come to an end. In February Eye on Moseley received an injunction granted in the High Court to prevent any further issues from being posted. The injunction granted to a Mr Alan...

Runaway

A Moseley wide manhunt began last week after, local celebrity and children’s favourite, Noddy went missing from Kwik Save. The little bloke was last seen tooling it down Alcester Road forcing pedestrians and beggars to run for their lives. A traumatised...