Hey Hey We’re The Muslims

The normally quiet ambience of Ladypool Road was recently shaken by the arrival of this great nations security services. A book shop was raided by the police and MI5 because of suspected ties to something a bit dodgy. The Moseley forum were said to be in bits last...

Highway To Hell

Moseley was rocked last week when a large hole opened up in the centre of St Mary’s Row. The road was temporarily closed whilst representatives from Birmingham City Council carried out emergency repairs. Was this really a case of poor highway maintenance or was...

Agents of Death

Moseley residents have been left reeling by the news that another Estate Agent is to open in the village. One concerned resident who didn’t want to be named for fear of recriminations said, “I was watching Crime Squad on the BBC last night and they said...

Make Mine A Guiness

We’re going to get a new pub. Wetherspoons brewery intend to convert, the now closed Gascoignes into a throbbing entertainment zone. To many of us this sounds like a breath of fresh air after the constant rumblings of the self appointed moral majority. Surely...