Sign Our Petition

As we all know there’s nothing we Moseley residents like more than signing a petition or two. That’s why Eye on Moseley is making moves to create the truly definitive generic petition for Moseley. Residents will be asked to sign their name and address...

Moseley Struck by Strong Pound

Inflation has struck Moseley in the last week and left the High Street looking like a scene from 1920’s Germany. The first indications that the Moseley fiscal policy is out of control were noticed when the new edition of “B13 Magazine” hit the...

They’re Breeding

As summer approaches so to does the mating season for the Zen. The holistic health shops that litter the streets of Moseley must mate once a year in order to propogate their species. This is a particularly worrying peice of news for all the other shops that are in...

Bring Out Your Dead

As any Moseley resident knows the two subjects that get everyone talking are old people and traffic calming measures. A recently leaked briefing from the Highways Department of Birmingham City Council shows how Moseley will shortly be at the forefront of both...

Run For Your Lives. It’s The Mayor

The Moseley Conference was recently disturbed by the shock arrival of Birmingham’s Mayor. He was said to be visiting Moseley to “sort things out”. There has been deep unrest within the Mayrol appartments for some time, mainly concerning...

Put the Kettle on There’s a Lobster

The sickening crash of broken glass woke Moseley last week after an unprovoked attack on a local restaurant. The Bistro Lyonnaise, had it’s front window smashed in a reprisal attack from a previously unknown organisation that appears to campaign for the release...