by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With a dramatic fanfare of apathy the new Lidl Superstore opened it’s doors this month. With it’s dramatic selection of european food it expects to dominate the diets of all Balsall Heath and Moseley residents within the next three months. But it’s...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
You may have noticed last month, a few ‘references’ to Zen Health drinks. Well, this month, we are proud to put you out of your collective misery and reveal all about these bizarre potions. Zen Research Laboratories (ZRL) today announced the discovery of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The sound of wood on leather is a common sound around the leafy suburbs of Moseley during midsummer. Unusually last month it wasn’t the typical sound of the Moseley cricket club but the dawn chorus of the local police kicking peoples doors in. The Police...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
St. Mary’s Row was rocked this week by the sharp rise in the price of sknk stocks. This has had the added effect of pushing up colbwn by 50 pence. This has been blamed on the increased likelihood of a summer drought. We also saw fierce trading in the futures...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
We at Eye On Moseley fear for the increase in the number of women entering this country from Eastern European countries by way of marriage. Just think of all those poor old Russian men unable to “get some”. By way of redressing the balance, we are...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Normal folk were horrified to learn today that right on their very doorsteps, lurks a charnel house of evil. This brick edifice of doom lies near the hinter land of King’s Heath, in full view of children, young mothers and the elderly, few of whom can suspect...
