by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The notorious Labour MP Dr Lynne Jones recently baffled Moseley shoppers with her hard-line anti-war stance. The outspoken MP has courted controversy in Westminster by being one of only eleven Labour MP’s to vote against Prime Minister Blair’s carpet bombing of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley residents have known for many years that going into Birmingham on a Saturday night is a dangerous course of action, but you don’t usually expect to get blown up by some sort of bomb. A local girl, who’s identity must be protected for National Security...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
This was the question that was regularly asked by Moseley shoppers until early this Monday morning. The shocking news that local fishmonger and pricey pear retailer, Peter Vincent, was shutting his doors for the very last time, spread through Moseley like the smell of...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Shocked drivers stood in jaw-dropped amazement today as three blokes of what can only be described as, ‘Oriental’ appearance, shamelessly conducted a small herd of dromedaries across Moseley. Our resident translator claimed they uttered something about the “Chosen...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was once again rocked to it’s very core by the news that a new fully functioning Lap Dancing club was about to open. The news came as a bolt from the blue to normally conservative Moseley and provoked angry mutterings and hissy fits all round. The club was...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Green-toothed and hairy of armpit, Moseley denizen and erstwhile eco-corporate fuckpuppy Ineeda Newdyck bemused the parochial populous of Moseley with the shock release of anti-globalisation arse magic. In a new pamphlet, released on Monday – “Look @ Our World...
