There Is a God

Today Moseley was filled with boggle eyed wonderment as people for the first time experienced bread that wasn’t stale by the time you get to Woodbridge Road and milk that doesn’t have the lingering odour of a sick child. This earth shattering event may...

Bring Me The Head Of Dulux Stein…

Now we’ve been away for a while, but don’t believe any of what you heard. We’ve never even heard of “dogging” and as if someone would do that to a van full of coppers. While we’ve been away, things around here…well,...

The Sound Of Silence

Once again Moseley threw open it’s doors to show the people of Birmingham that we really know how to party. This years street fair saw the usual heady cocktail of junk that people found in their lofts and questionable political agendas. Using the patented Eye on...

The Future Is Orange

You may or may not have noticed that people round here seem to have a little more zest nowadays…For the last three or four months, there has been a new and a-peeling kind of lady and gent wandering around the village, and or-ange you glad they’re here? I...

A Social Service?

The good residents of Moseley are all too aware that the majority of our problems are caused by young people. In order to keep this moral decline in check it has been decided to take a more dynamic approach to their lawless behaviour. Woodnorton Lodge has performed...

Two Minutes To Midnight

O’Neils current application for a late license will no doubt be a cause of concern for some in our society but in many ways it could be our last best hope for economic growth. Well that’s what we’ve been told anyway. O’Neils propose to extend...